Just name it....

Man they have a study for everything now! Here's something I ripped off Worldwide Chat Community (WWCC) Online Journal:

A new study reveals that the sexier a woman's name, the hotter she's likely to be. Not only that, but if a woman changes her unsexy name to a more erotic one, she quickly becomes sexier.

That's the claim of Adonis Studly, executive director of the Marilyn Institute.

"Names mean a lot," says Studly, who was born Bernard Freeb. "If you have a sexy sounding name like Britney, Kimmi, or Jasmine, guys immediately think you're better in bed than if you go through life being called Gertrude, Miriam, or Hilda.

"And since a lot of how we feel depends on how we're perceived, when people treat you like you're hot, you become hot."

Studly says the good news is that just because you're born with an unflattering name, it doesn't mean you can't become sexy.

"Look at Marilyn Monroe," he says. "She was gorgeous, but even she knew she wouldn't become a sex symbol with a name like Norma. "Think of it as giving yourself a 'name makeover.'"

Some other sexy names Studly suggests are Skye, Amber and Takemenow. So far, Studly says, sexy names only work for women. "At least, that's my experience." (Weeklyworldnews)

Kimmi huh? Lol. Don't think about calling me that tho. And I dunno about you, but Takemenow just sounds like a cheap slut.