(Not so )Simple Life

It's another typical Saturday night- my sister has turned to her weekend crime of clubbing while my parents are-who-knows-where, leaving me to figure out how to avoid going crazy with boredom. So... time for a post!

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I don't know if anybody heard this on the news a few weeks ago - two robbers held up a pharmacy in the States, but were arrested minutes before the actual hold-up because they stopped and asked for directions to get to their destination. Hel-lo?! not even the guys on Dumb and Dumber are that dumb!

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Speaking of dumb, a friend made me realize tonight that not only are there so many dumb people in this world, there are different levels of dumbness. Let's see if I can diffrenciate them :

The Dumb Blonds: You know the type - the Paris Hiltons who can't do simple things such as put a sign up and think they need liquid paper to to erase their computer mistakes. Very easy to mess with these kinds of people and fool them.

The Smart Dumbs: Those high classed business people who should know everything about their business, but don't. Politicians are smart enough to know how to get elected, re-elected and talk politics...but when it comes to talking about humane issues...DUMB! (I don't categorize George Bush here). The unfortunate thing - they are VERY stubborn people, therefore getting them to understand anything is unlikely.

The Dumb Dumbs: Those thieves I mentioned above? Dumb dumbs. Basically, my favorite kind of dumb because they are so friggin hilarious!

The Psycho Dumb Dumbs: The people who know something is dumb, but still proceed to do it anyway, just for the hell of it. Like the guy who knew that he couldn't do this crazy jump on his bike but tried to anyway just to see what would happen, or equally, engaging in a case of "accidental infidelity."

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Now where was this when I needed it?? The site www.DontDateHimGirl.com allows women from all over the world to get revenge on men who cheat on them (dumb dumbs) by posting his photo and story on the site's free searchable database for the whole world to see. Genious. A search on "Montreal" only produced three cheaters, but I expect this site to become more popular soon. Beware guys!

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